etrianodysseyobsession-hd:

animentality:

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

deenstaynight:

deenstaynight:

kinu nishimura saber 🤝 clamp saber

do you understand .

bibleofficial:

i’m sorry but this is 1 of the funniest spam texts i’ve gotten

pyrope:

vampire ladies or whatever!

lilmamabeyellin:

LMFAOOOOOOO

alexaloraetheris:

melodespiza:

birdsocks:

They are studying us in petri dishes

Brother, they’re in the dish with us now

Give it a few more days in the incubator, and we’ll have a viable hybrid species!

tonyalmeida:

thelustiestargonianmaid:

the-tired-tenor:

team-bear-arms-deactivated20220:

nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

simariethehawk:

guerrillatech:

and hilariously that is not why it is called that.

It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.

We lucked right into that one….

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

transgendermarioodyssey:

transgendermarioodyssey:

im so glad they added the city tracks from tour to mk8d bc i hate tour but the city tracks are so funny to me. mario is real and hes tearing through bangkok on a motorcycle

theres whomps in the berlin wall

catmask:

catmask:

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

real-centricide-twitter-posts:

fisheyezzz:

bro is this that girls love they always be talkin ab

drew this on a kindle 💔

wikiaweapon: