catsuggest:

emmersdrawberry:

catsuggest:

heckyjecky:

catsuggest:

the oppressione never cease

what happened cat?

im was given one (1) treat. only one

Cat u will get chunky if u eat too many

then let me be chunk

shakescene:

shakescene:

shakescene:

“feverishly obsessed with hamlet after reading it once in twelfth grade english” is just as important and embarrassing of a phase as emo/scene/anime and should be acknowledged as such

me at age 15 writing fall out boy lyrics in my math notebook is genuinely the exact same as me at age 18 writing hamlet’s final speech in my personal journal

it just occurred to me that maybe i’m just wrought with a spineless melancholy and this isn’t universal.

teenytinyfrog:

i dont even have a brain. theres just a frog inside my skull. jus… a lil frog. thats all

freshnightcrawler:

This is pretty old but I totally forgot to post it! Anyway, here’s Toga’s hero outfit from my roleswap au! The bat wings are attached to a satchel of sorts that stores blood (pretty much like the device she wears in canon during the school trip arc), and she always carries syringes and scalpels with her.

miasimiagoria:

inktheblot:

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

Stan: I’ve run a very successful business for thirty years while rebuilding a portal with one third of the blueprints and no help from a demon.

Ford: It says not to summon him but he called me smart so he can’t be that evil

totheark:

fagmyers:

totheark:

totheark:

you see they call it minecraft because you

because y

go on…… say it…

Forg.

pondwitch:

poor bastard… looks like the perp slapped his balls clean off